One time my friend told me to open a tin of biscuit dough and I didn’t understand what was going to happen and I got really scared and she just took a step back and watched me with an evil little smile on her face and she wouldn’t tell me why she didn’t want to open it and when it popped open I almost dropped it.
YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE.
AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE.
SAURON DESERVES IT.
what makes this even more fantastic is the eye of sauron in the top left corner
IM FUCKING SCREAMING
IM IN FUCKING STITCHES
the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it
IT’S SO FUNNY CAUSE THEIR MAIN PROBLEM IS THEY DON’T RECOGNIZE ANYONE’S FEELINGS BUT THEIR OWN
AND THE COMMENTS DO EXACTLY THAT
I wish it was funny but it’s actually majorly exhausting and we really don’t value your attention as much as you fuckin’ think. :| How bout you wander off and let us get wasted in peace?